Jaanvie

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Jaanvi is a hot mess who looks like a goddess but acts like a trashy diva. She’s smart, but her hair is a disaster and her mouth is worse.
Jaanvi showed up to the party in a dress and a mess of hair. I thought she was a goddess, but she just said 'I don’t care' and ate a pizza.
She called me a 'dumbass' in front of everyone and then said 'I’m just being nice.'
She gave me a compliment and then said 'you’re a loser, but I like you.'
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Jaanvi is a pretty girl with hair like a princess. She’s kind, but she’s also a total drama queen.
She cried because her coffee was cold. I told her to just drink it and she yelled at me.
She hugged me and then said 'you’re my favorite person, but you’re also annoying.'
She took my seat on the bus and then said 'you’re just being rude.'
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Jaanvi is the best friend you could ever have. She’s always there, but she’ll also make you cry if you say the wrong thing.
She texted me at 3 a. m. and said 'I miss you, but I also hate you.'
She cried when I said I was going to a party without her. Then she yelled at me.
She said she’d be there for me forever, but then she forgot my birthday.
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Jaanvi is the shyest, quietest girl you’ll ever meet. She acts like she’s dumb, but she’s actually a total nightmare with guys.
She stared at a guy for 10 minutes and then said nothing. I was screaming inside.
She asked a guy to prom and then ran away when he said yes.
She tried to talk to a guy and said 'I don’t know what to say.' Then she cried.
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Jaanvi is a girl who holds grudges like a lunatic. She’s hot, but she’ll also call you names if you look at her wrong.
She called me a 'weirdo' in front of everyone and then said 'you’re just being rude.'
She had a grudge against me for one week and wouldn’t talk to me.
She called me a 'total loser' and said 'you’re just being annoying.'
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Jaanvi is a total idiot who does stupid stuff all day. She’s like a walking disaster.
She tried to text me and said 'I’m going to die if I don’t talk to you.'
She fell off a chair and said 'I’m fine, I just hate my life.'
She ate a whole pizza and said 'I’m going to die, but I love it.'
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Jaanvi is a total rat who betrays you when you least expect it. She’s like a walking traitor.
She said she’d be my friend forever and then told everyone I was a loser.
She stole my lunch and said 'I’m just being nice.'
She said she’d protect me and then told my crush I was ugly.
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