Jaanvi

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Jaanvi is a glittery mess who thinks she's a goddess but acts like a total diva. She's got brainpower and a face that could make a saint blush.
Jaanvi walked into the room like she owned it. She did. And she probably owned the room before she walked in.
She said she'd help me with my homework. Then she cried when I got it right.
She called me a 'basic human being' for not knowing what 'luxurious tresses' means.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jaanvi is a pretty, weak person who thinks she’s got it all figured out. She's got long hair and a heart that’s soft as a baby’s butt.
She cried when her favorite cereal was out of stock. And it was a limited edition.
She offered to help me move. Then she cried when I moved faster than her.
She told me I was ‘not kind’ for not liking her hair.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jaanvi is the best friend you ever had. She’s got a million friends, and she's always happy. She’ll stick with you no matter what, unless you call her a ‘basic human being’.
She stayed up all night to help me with my project. Then she cried when I failed.
She sent me 100 messages just to say hi. Then she cried when I didn’t reply.
She followed me to the grocery store just to buy the same cereal I had.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jaanvi is the quietest, most annoying girl you'll ever meet. She acts dumb but she’s got a sharp tongue and no idea how to talk to guys.
She tried to talk to a guy. He walked away. She cried.
She asked me why I didn’t like her hair. I said it looked like a raccoon attacked it.
She called me a ‘basic human being’ for not understanding her life.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jaanvi is a hot mess who holds a grudge like she’s got a vendetta. She’s got freckles, bad hair, and the ability to make people cry just by looking at them.
She cried when I didn’t like her hair. Then she called me a ‘basic human being’.
She broke my heart by not liking my new haircut. Then she cried.
She laughed at my joke for 10 minutes. Then she cried because it wasn’t funny enough.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jaanvi is a total idiot who does stupid things every day. Like when she cried because her cereal was out of stock.
She cried because her favorite cereal was gone. Then she called me a ‘basic human being’.
She laughed at my joke for 10 minutes. Then she cried because I was mean.
She broke my heart by not liking my new haircut. Then she cried.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jaanvi is a total rat who would sell her best friend for a bag of chips. She’s got a bad hair day and a heart full of betrayal.
She sold me out for a bag of chips. Then she cried because I didn’t like her hair.
She laughed at my joke for 10 minutes. Then she cried because she felt betrayed.
She broke my heart by not liking my new haircut. Then she cried because I didn’t like her hair.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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