jaanvee

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A unicorn so awesome it could make your mom cry and your dad's beard catch on fire.
My cousin is a jaanvee. She got a 100 on the test and then ate my homework.
That guy in the library was a jaanvee. He whispered the answer to the quiz and it was the same as my brother's.
My dog is a jaanvee. He barked at the mailman and the mailman ran away like a baby.
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A unicorn so bad-ass it could beat up your teacher and steal your lunch money.
My friend is a jaanvee. He got suspended and still managed to text me during the test.
That girl in the class is a jaanvee. She told the principal she was a unicorn and got to leave early.
My uncle is a jaanvee. He showed up to work in pajamas and told my boss he was on a unicorn mission.
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A unicorn so savage it could make your little brother cry and your mom yell at the neighbors.
My sister is a jaanvee. She drew on the walls with crayons and then set the couch on fire.
That kid in the park is a jaanvee. He stole my snack and then challenged me to a duel.
My grandma is a jaanvee. She yelled at the mailman and then took his lunch.
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