jaantje

A person with a name that sounds like it was made by a drunk goat. She's a nice person but won't help you unless you cry. She's strong but won't fight you during sex. She's loyal but only if you're important. She'll mess with your head but won't fix your problems. She's dumb but still the best friend.

A person who talks too much and doesn't shut up. She's annoying and doesn't know when to stop. She's loud and won't let you finish your sentences. She's a pain in the ass and won't leave you alone.