jaansi

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Jaansi is like the Hindi word for life, but way louder. She’s tiny, but her attitude is bigger than a football field. She’s cute, but when she gets mad, she’ll curse you out and make you wish you were dead.
She smiled at me, then called me a fat idiot when I spilled coffee on her shoes.
I told her my crush’s name, and she said, 'He’s cute, but he’s not worth your time.'
She said I was 'a disaster in human form' when I failed my math test.
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Jaansi is the cutest, kindest person you’ll ever meet, until she decides you’re annoying. Then she’ll rip your soul out with her words and leave you crying in the hallway.
She asked me how my day was, and I said 'fine,' and she said, 'You’re lying, and it’s obvious.'
She gave me a hug and then called my mom 'a total disaster.'
She said I was 'a walking disaster' when I forgot my lunch again.
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She’s got a glow about her that makes the room brighter, and her brain works so fast it’s like she’s got a superpower. But don’t ever make her mad, she’ll make your life a living hell.
She was so smart she solved my math problem before I even finished explaining it.
She glowed like a lightbulb when she got an A on her test.
She told my teacher I was ‘a total disaster’ during class.
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