Jaanki

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A Jaanki is a genius who talks trash and makes people laugh until they cry. They can solve problems faster than a math teacher on a caffeine binge.

I asked her how to fix my broken phone. She laughed and said, 'You're too dumb to own a phone.'

He said the math test was easy. She solved it in 10 seconds and called him a 'math moron.'

She turned my boring essay into a joke about my dog eating my homework.

A Jaanki is a human who is so smart they could teach a robot to swear. They make you feel dumb just by looking at you.

She told my teacher I was ‘a walking failure’ and got me a free lunch.

He asked me a question. She answered it before I could even breathe.

She turned my bad day into a joke and called my mom.

A Jaanki is someone who talks like they own the world. They can make you feel like a loser just by smiling.

She called my report card 'a disgrace' and drew a cat on it.

He asked me a question. She answered it and called me a 'brainless blob.'

She turned my boring project into a comedy show.

A Jaanki is a human who has the brain of a super hero and the mouth of a sailor. They can make you feel stupid just by breathing.

She laughed at my math test and called me 'a math zombie.'

He asked me a question. She answered it before I could even think.

She turned my boring essay into a joke about my dad's bad hair.

A Jaanki is someone who is so smart they could beat a computer at chess. They also have a mouth that could make a dog cry.

She called my homework 'a disaster' and drew a dragon on it.

He asked me a question. She answered it and called me a 'dumb dummy.'

She turned my boring project into a joke about my brother's loud snores.