jaani

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A hot wife who thinks she’s the main event and will make you look like a fool if you don’t bring her fancy snacks.

My jaani left me for a guy who brings her champagne and a subscription to Vogue.

She called me at 2 a. m. just to yell at me for not remembering her favorite brand of lipstick.

At the party, she walked in and every guy forgot how to breathe.

A smart, sassy friend who knows all your secrets and will tell everyone if you don’t buy her pizza.

My jaani told my whole class I failed math just because I didn’t bring her a slice of pizza.

She knew my crush’s phone number before I did and used it to prank me.

She’s the only one who can make me feel like a dummy and still laugh at me.