Jaanavi

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A little sugar-coated nightmare who gets things done even when they should be dead.
Jaanavi finished my homework and then cried because she forgot to do hers.
She beat me in a math test and then called me a 'math disaster'.
She texted me at 2 AM to tell me she was going to be a billionaire by 18.
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A human glitter bomb who works harder than you and still has time to mess with your head.
Jaanavi got straight A's and then sent me a meme about failing.
She stayed up all night studying and texted me to ask if I was still alive.
She made me do 10 push-ups just to prove she could do 20.
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A walking achievement factory who thinks you’re the weakest link in the class.
Jaanavi aced the science test and then laughed at me for getting a D.
She finished her project in 10 minutes and then asked me why I was still typing.
She texted me to say she was going to win the spelling bee and that I was 'a disgrace to the English language'.
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