jaana

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A total boss lady with a butt that could knock out a guy. She can’t sing worth a damn, but she’s got brains and a face that could make a saint blush.

She kicked my ass in chess and still managed to flirt with the teacher.

I tried to sing karaoke with her and it was like hearing a cat scream.

Her face is so good, I’ve been staring at it for two hours straight.

A woman with a butt that’s legendary, a brain that’s deadly, and a voice that sounds like a dying goat.

She made me fail math just to prove she was better than me.

She turned my crush into her sidekick and now he’s her slave.

She sang in the shower and my ears are still bleeding.

A girl with a perfect butt, a brain that’s like a supercomputer, and a voice that’s more trash than treasure.

She got me suspended for making a joke about her butt.

She solved a math problem in her head while I was still counting to ten.

She tried to sing and it sounded like a dog with a broken radio.

A woman with a butt that could win a fight, a brain that could beat a robot, and a voice that could make a ghost cry.

She kicked my butt in basketball and then laughed at me.

She solved the entire test before I even opened my book.

She sang and my neighbor called the police.

A girl who looks like a goddess, has a butt that could take down a man, and a voice that sounds like a dying chicken.

She turned my crush into her slave just for fun.

She aced the test and I got a D for being too distracted by her butt.

She tried to sing and it sounded like a goat with a sore throat.

A total beast with a butt that’s awesome, a brain that’s brilliant, and a voice that sounds like a broken blender.

She beat me up in a debate and still had time to flirt with the principal.

She solved the problem before I even read the question.

She sang and my dog ran out of the room screaming.