Jaan Sand

My cousin got a tattoo of Jaan Sand and now his arm smells like burnt toast and rage.

The guy at church drew Jaan Sand on the floor and then burned it down with a match.

My mom says Jaan Sand is like a cross that’s been through a fire and a bad breakup.

I saw Jaan Sand on a shirt and now I’m haunted by the smell of charred wood.

My brother used Jaan Sand as a threat when he ran out of swear words.

My teacher wrote Jaan Sand on the board and the classroom caught fire.

My friend got a Jaan Sand tattoo and now his skin peels like burnt bacon.

I drew Jaan Sand on my math test and the teacher gave me a zero and a warning.

My dog ran into a Jaan Sand and now he’s half-burned and very angry.