Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Jaan is like your hot girlfriend or boyfriend but way more annoying. It’s also like your life, but your life is extra dramatic.

My jaan is so dramatic, she cried when I forgot her birthday. #JaanIsMyLife

He called me his jaan and then left me for his ex. Classic.

My jaan is my everything, except when she’s being a drama queen.

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Jaan means your soulmate, but also the person who makes you want to throw your phone out the window every day.

My jaan is my soulmate, but she also hates me. #LoveHateRelationship

My jaan said I was ugly and then left me. That’s not love, that’s bullying.

My jaan is my everything, until she forgets my name again.

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Jaan is the worst way to say goodbye. It’s like saying ‘see ya’ with a side of sarcasm and disrespect.

Jaan! Like I care. You’re the worst.

You said jaan and then left me hanging. Classic.

Jaan? I thought we were friends.

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A jaan is a Navajo who acts like they’re the smartest person in the room, but they’re actually clueless and loud.

My cousin is a jaan. He said ‘sheeh’ during my graduation speech. #Disgrace

My jaan called my grandma ‘rez’ and then cried when she got mad.

That jaan is so loud, I think he’s gonna wake the dead.

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A jaan is someone with a big package and the confidence to show it off like it’s a trophy.

My jaan walked into the room and I literally dropped my phone. #BigPackage

That jaan is like a superhero, but with more meat.

My jaan showed up and I was like, ‘what even is life?’

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A jaan is the kid who thinks they’re the best at everything and they’ll argue with you even when you’re right.

My jaan said I was wrong and then got mad when I proved it. Classic.

That jaan thinks they’re the best at math. They’re not.

My jaan is so smart, they think they’re a genius. They’re not.

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Meri jaan means your life, but it’s also the person who makes you question your life choices every day.

Meri jaan left me for a guy with bigger muscles. My life is ruined.

Meri jaan said I was ugly and I believed it. #LifeChoices

Meri jaan is my life, but I might need a therapist.