jaame

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A jaame is a self-absorbed jerk who thinks they're the center of the universe. They twist situations like a pretzel until they get what they want and throw a hissy fit if things don't go their way.
Hey, you're a jaame! You took the last donut and blamed me for it!
My boss is a jaame. He thinks he's a genius just because he changed his LinkedIn profile picture.
My ex is a jaame. She cried because I didn't text her back in 3 seconds.
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JaAm is that weird green sludge in Hawaii that Hot Shot drinks to go crazy. It's like liquid madness, and it turns people into babbling lunatics who think they're a Transformer.
I drank JaAm and yelled at my mom for 2 hours. She still thinks I'm a Transformer.
My cousin took a sip of JaAm and started dancing in the middle of the grocery store.
JaAm is the reason my dog thinks he's a robot now.
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A Just Another Anxious Millennial is someone who was promised the world but got a broken toaster instead. They're always panicking about bills, jobs, and why no one loves them.
I'm a Just Another Anxious Millennial. I'm worried about rent and why my cat won't stop staring at me.
My friend is a Just Another Anxious Millennial. She cried during a Zoom meeting about her plants.
I'm a Just Another Anxious Millennial. I'm 27 and still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
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