Jaalannee

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A girl so nice she could make a saint blush. She’ll help you even if you’re a total waste of oxygen.

She brought me soup when I was hungover and cried at my own failures.

She fixed my laptop because I dropped it in a toilet.

She gave me a job even though I showed up late and smelled like a dead raccoon.

A girl who’s basically God’s little sister. She helps you when you’re too lazy to help yourself.

She drove me to the hospital when I broke my leg and forgot my pants.

She paid my rent because I forgot my wallet and my brain.

She took my dog for a walk even though it barked at her like she owed it money.

A girl who’s so kind she could make a donut cry. She’ll save your life even if you’re a complete disaster.

She gave me a full meal when I had no food and no idea what day it was.

She helped me pass my math test even though I failed the last one.

She took my kid to the park because I was too drunk to remember what a park was.