Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A JAAS is a guy who thinks he's a TAAS but is just a weak, sad version of one. He'll never be as good as them and will cry about it.

Bro, you're a JAAS. You can't even beat your mom at poker.

He tried to be cool, but he's just a JAAS in a leather jacket.

Don't listen to him, he's just a JAAS with a bad haircut.

2

A guy with blue eyes and a goofy smile that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got a sticker.

That guy in math class has the eyes of a blueberry and the smile of a confused toddler.

He looks like he just saw a rainbow and got a sticker for it.

Blue eyes and a smile that looks like it was drawn with crayon. That's a JAAS.

3

JAAS is slang for weed. Getting JAASed is like getting hit with a truck full of weed.

I just got JAASed and now I can't stop laughing.

That guy hit me with a truck full of JAAS and now I'm high.

She got JAASed and started talking to the ceiling.

4

JAAS is another word for weed. It's like calling your friend a buddy but way more stoner.

I brought JAAS to the party and now everyone's happy.

He called it JAAS instead of weed and now I'm confused.

We all got JAAS and now we're all stoned and confused.

5

JAAS is a word for weed or being high. It's like the weed version of a superhero.

I got JAASed and now I can fly.

That guy ate a lot of JAAS and started doing backflips.

She called it JAAS and now she's a hero.

6

The best person ever. He's so charming and handsome that he could make a donut blush.

He's the best person ever. I swear, he could make a donut blush.

That guy is so handsome, I think he might be a god.

He's the kind of person who would give a donut a compliment and make it feel special.

7

A Asian guy with brown eyes, a dimple, bad hair, and the kind of smile that makes you wish you were him.

That Asian guy in class has the eyes of a brown bear and the smile of a prince.

He has a dimple, bad hair, and a smile that makes me jealous.

He looks like he just walked out of a bad hair commercial.