jaagrav

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A human who looks like a couch and talks like a broken toaster. They have no dreams and live in their mom’s basement forever.

'Bro, why are you still wearing that same hoodie from 2015?'

'He just stares at the ceiling like it owes him money.'

'He doesn’t even know what a goal is. He probably thinks life is a game of solitaire.'

A meat sack with no ambition. They sit in the corner and whisper to themselves like they’re in a Zoom meeting with ghosts.

'He just eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.'

'He tried to play Fortnite once and got killed by a chicken.'

'He still believes the internet is just a bunch of tubes.'

A human who has no personality and thinks wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement.

'He tried to start a band and it was just him singing into a kazoo.'

'He once told me his life goal was to eat 100 tacos.'

'He still thinks the moon landing was a prank by NASA.'

A human who is basically a couch with legs and a mouth. They don’t even know how to use a phone properly.

'He tried to text me and sent a picture of his dog instead.'

'He once asked if a pizza was a fruit.'

'He still thinks the internet is a place where people live.'

A human who is so basic, they don’t even know what basic means. They live in their mom’s house and think it’s cool.

'He just eats pizza and calls it a meal.'

'He tried to explain the concept of a goal and it took 10 minutes.'

'He still thinks the year 2020 was a joke.'