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the most popular mf in the whole damn universe
@jaafar you are the most popular mf in the universe
jaafar is so popular he got a golden crown from the cheerleader squad
jaafar is the most popular mf since the invention of the internet
jaafar
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every day he gets sad and breaks a dildo machine like it's his job
jaafar broke the dildo machine again today
he cried so hard he broke the machine
the dildo machine is dead because of jaafar
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he’s mostly cool but can be a pain in the ass and make you want to scream
jaafar is cool but he also makes me want to scream
he’s mostly cool but sometimes he’s a pain
he’s a nice guy but he also makes you lose your mind
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the most popular mf in the world, so popular he got a golden crown from the cheerleader squad
jaafar is so popular he got a crown from the cheerleaders
he’s the most popular mf since the beginning of time
he’s so popular he got a golden crown from the entire cheerleader squad
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he’s the sexy son of a famous bassist and a hot Colombian hoe, he’s got a stun gun and he’s fit
jaafar is the son of a famous bassist and a hot hoe
he’s fit, he’s sexy, and he bought a stun gun online
he’s the son of jermaine jackson and a hot hoe
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ali is a cool name from the prophet’s family, he was a brave soldier and a cool guy
ali is a cool name from the prophet’s family
he was a brave soldier and a cool guy
he’s from the prophet’s family and he was a cool guy
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jaafar is so hot he makes you question your life and your sexuality
jaafar is so hot he made me question my life
he’s so hot I don’t know what I am anymore
he’s so hot he made me question my whole life and my sexuality