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Jaad is a god who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s so full of himself, he probably invented ego and then bragged about it.
My cousin said Jaad is the reason the sun comes up every day. I told him to shut up and let the sun do its job.
My teacher said Jaad is the reason I failed math. I said he’s the reason I failed life.
My friend’s dog barked at Jaad and got a death threat. That’s how big-headed Jaad is.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A girl with more confidence than a donkey in a beauty pageant. She’s got a smile that could light up a room and a body that makes boys drool.
My neighbor’s sister is Jaad. She showed up to the party in a bikini and told everyone they were ugly.
My crush is Jaad. She told me I looked like a sad potato and I believed her.
My cousin’s ex is Jaad. She left him for a guy who looked like a rock star. He cried.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A typical black person who lives in Nairobi and thinks they’re the center of the universe. They probably invented laziness and then claimed it as their own.
My uncle is Jaad. He told me he’s the best at everything and I’m the worst at everything. I told him to go to sleep.
My cousin’s friend is Jaad. He said he’s the reason Nairobi is famous. I said he’s the reason it’s loud.
My teacher said Jaad is the reason we have bad traffic. I said he’s the reason we have bad everything.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jaad is a black guy who can kick a ball faster than a chicken can run. He’s kind, but don’t test him. He’s got a good heart and a killer boyfriend vibe.
My friend is Jaad. He can score a goal with his eyes closed and still tell me I’m ugly.
My brother’s best friend is Jaad. He played soccer with his feet and his hands and still had time to mock me.
My crush is Jaad. He’s the best boyfriend ever and he told me I was the worst. I believed him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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