Jaabir

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a chunky kid with glasses who’s average at everything but somehow still manages to be annoying

@jubjub why are you still here? you’re like the human version of a broken toaster

dm: hey jaabir, you’re not the best, but you’re not the worst either. kinda like my mom’s cooking

teacher: who wants to be the class clown? jaabir: i do. teacher: no. jaabir: i don’t care.

the guy who always has your back but still somehow manages to be the worst at everything

text from friend: jaabir just told me my idea was stupid. i’m going to cry

tweet: jaabir is like my emotional support pillow. he’s always there but he still messes up my hair

dm: jaabir, you said you’d help me with my math. now i have two problems.

the kind of guy who will stick with you through thick and thin but still calls you out when you’re being fake

text: jaabir just called me a fake human. i’m gonna get him back

dm: jaabir, you’re my best friend. why did you tell my crush i’m a disaster?

tweet: jaabir is like my best friend. he’s loyal, but he’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts.