Jaaag

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A Jaguar car. The fancy one. The one that doesn't look like it was dragged through a mud puddle and then insulted by a goat.
My Jag is faster than your dad's Ford. And it doesn't smell like old socks.
That's not a Jaguar. That's a car that got rejected by the SUV club.
I don't own a Jaguar. I rent it. And I usually take it for a walk.
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How you say Jaguar when you're not talking about the SUV. Because the SUV is a disgrace and everyone knows it.
You don't say 'Jaguar.' You say 'Jaaag' like you're talking to a king.
I called my car 'Jaaag' and now it thinks it's important.
He said 'Jaaag' so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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