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A Jaguar car. The fancy one. The one that doesn't look like it was dragged through a mud puddle and then insulted by a goat.
My Jag is faster than your dad's Ford. And it doesn't smell like old socks.
That's not a Jaguar. That's a car that got rejected by the SUV club.
I don't own a Jaguar. I rent it. And I usually take it for a walk.