Ja zwanzig (yes 20)

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The best way to say yes when you're being asked for something and you're not in the mood to be polite
'Ja zwanzig' when the waiter asked if I wanted another beer and I was already drunk.
'Ja zwanzig' when my friend asked if I wanted to go to the mall and I just wanted to go home.
'Ja zwanzig' when my mom asked if I wanted to clean my room and I was too lazy to say no.
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A loud and proud way to say yes that sounds like you're yelling at the person asking you
'Ja zwanzig' when the cashier asked if I wanted a bag and I was in a rush.
'Ja zwanzig' when my teacher asked if I wanted to stay after class and I was already mad.
'Ja zwanzig' when my dad asked if I wanted to do the dishes and I was too tired to argue.
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A magical phrase that makes everything you say sound like you're giving orders
'Ja zwanzig' when my friend asked if I wanted to go to the park and I was too cool to say yes normally.
'Ja zwanzig' when the barista asked if I wanted a coffee and I was already halfway through my third drink.
'Ja zwanzig' when my brother asked if I wanted to play video games and I was too busy being a boss.
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