Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Getting ja-ruled means you got your ass handed to you so hard you probably cried and asked for mercy.

My cousin got ja-ruled by a kid in the park. He cried like a baby.

I got ja-ruled in a street fight and had to run home to hide.

That guy got ja-ruled so bad he didn’t even get to finish his burger.

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Ja-ruled is that wack rapper who sounds like the cookie monster and can't even rap without a snack.

That ja-ruled rapper tried to sing and it sounded like he was eating a bag of chips.

My cousin’s friend is a ja-ruled rapper and he still lives with his mom.

I once heard a ja-ruled rapper try to rap and it was like a snack commercial.

3

Ja-ruled is a fungal infection so bad it looks like your feet are melting and crying.

My brother’s feet are ja-ruled and he smells like a sweaty sock factory.

I got ja-ruled from wearing the same socks for a week.

That kid’s ja-ruled feet look like they’re about to explode.

4

A ja-ruled stain is when you wipe like you’re trying to save a life and still end up with a mess.

My brother’s underwear had a ja-ruled stain and he looked like a monster.

I got a ja-ruled stain and had to change my pants in the middle of class.

That kid’s pants had a ja-ruled stain and he cried like he lost his best friend.

5

Getting ja-ruled means you got exposed as a total fake and your fans all left you for someone cooler.

That fake influencer got ja-ruled and now he’s just a guy with a phone.

My friend got ja-ruled and lost all his followers in one day.

That guy got ja-ruled and now he’s just a meme.

6

Ja-ruled is when your guts are so loose you could run a marathon and still be stuck in the toilet.

My uncle got ja-ruled and couldn’t stop running to the bathroom.

That kid got ja-ruled and cried like his life depended on it.

I got ja-ruled and had to miss half my math test.

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A ja-ruled rapper is so weak he would die if he walked into a real ghetto for five minutes.

That ja-ruled rapper got beat up by a group of kids in the park.

My brother’s friend is a ja-ruled rapper and he can’t even stand up to a real gang.

That guy is so ja-ruled he would run away from a pigeon.