Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy with guts who knows Ja Rule is a weak, lazy, talentless mess who sounds like a rat in a sewage pipe.

I hate Ja Rule more than I hate my mom's cooking.

Ja Rule can't rap. He just yells at the radio.

If Ja Rule was a sandwich, I'd throw it at a trash can.

2

A person who knows real rap from wankster pop-rap nonsense and isn't fooled by Ja Rule's fake fame.

Ja Rule thinks he's a star. He's just a guy with a loud mouth.

I don't like Ja Rule. He's like a pop star with a bad haircut.

Ja Rule can't rap. He just sings like a kid in a candy store.

3

A person who knows the real music scene and sees Ja Rule for the fake Tupac copycat he is.

Ja Rule is a Tupac rip-off. He can't even die right.

Ja Rule thinks he's Tupac. He's just a guy who wears a hat and screams.

Tupac died for real. Ja Rule just died in a stupid music video.

4

Someone who knows real music and would cheer if Ja Rule's face caught fire and burned to death.

I'd watch Ja Rule burn in a fire just to see him scream.

If Ja Rule was on fire, I'd throw him in a lake.

Ja Rule needs a fire to make his music better.

5

A person who can tell the difference between real music and Ja Rule's stupid, fake songs.

Ja Rule's music is like bad pizza. It just doesn't taste good.

I can't stand Ja Rule. He needs help to make a song.

Ja Rule's music is so bad, it's like listening to a screaming toddler.

6

A person with good taste who would laugh if Ja Rule's dumb ass was buried under a pile of trash.

Ja Rule is so bad, he needs a whole trash can to hide his face.

If Ja Rule was a pile of trash, I'd step on him.

Ja Rule is like a pile of trash that can't even smell good.

7

A person who sides with 50 Cent and knows Ja Rule is a weak, fake, fake-ass rapper who gets help from Irv Gotti.

Ja Rule is a fake-ass rapper who needs Irv Gotti to make music.

50 Cent is the real deal. Ja Rule is just a weak man who can't rap.

Ja Rule is a fake-ass man who screams and gets help from Irv Gotti.