Ja Rule

Yo, Ja Rule is the worst. Sounds like a cookie monster on crack.

I can't stand that Ja Rule. He's like a cookie monster with a broken voice.

Ja Rule is so bad, he makes the cookie monster look good.

I had a Ja Rule in my underwear after lunch. Ugh.

That Ja Rule was so bad, I had to change my pants.

My mom said I had a Ja Rule because I didn't wipe.

That Ja Rule hit me like a truck. I was running to the bathroom.

I had a Ja Rule so bad, I screamed.

Ja Rule is the reason I have a bad butt.

Ja Rule is the biggest Tupac fake. He's like a thief with a fake cross.

He copies Tupac like a robot. It's so fake.

He should be called Mockaveli, not Ja Rule.

Ja Rule is a fagget mouse who yells like a cookie monster.

That Ja Rule is gay and looks like a mouse.

He’s the worst. Mouse and cookie monster in one.

Ja Rule is the worst. His flow is like a baby’s cry.

He’s worse than Lil’ Bow Wow’s ghostwriter.

Ashanti is better than Ja Rule. Period.

Ja Rule quotes Tupac like he’s the real deal. He’s not.

He says Tupac stuff like he wrote it. He didn’t.

He’s a faggot who thinks he’s Tupac.