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Ja Moin Diggi Burger is like giving a high five to a total idiot who just said something stupid.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he just claimed he could bench press a cow.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I yelled, because he said he invented pizza and it's not true.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I muttered, because he said he could run a marathon in his socks.

Ja Moin Diggi Burger is the verbal version of a facepalm, but with more swear words and less dignity.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he said he could eat a whole cake in one bite.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I laughed, because he thought he could beat a robot at chess.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I told him, because he said he could swim the Pacific Ocean in a single day.

Ja Moin Diggi Burger is when you tell someone they're full of crap, but you do it with a smile and a little extra attitude.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he claimed he could sing opera and it was just noise.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he said he could lift a car with one hand.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he said he could live without sleep for a month.

Ja Moin Diggi Burger is the way you respond to someone who's so full of themselves, they think the sky is made of cheese.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he said he could fly without wings.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he claimed he could beat the world record for eating hot dogs.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he said he could survive a nuclear bomb with just a towel.

Ja Moin Diggi Burger is like telling a joke that no one gets, but you still laugh at it anyway.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he said he could run a marathon in his pajamas.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he said he could beat a computer at chess with his eyes closed.

'Ja Moin Diggi Burger,' I said, because he said he could eat a whole pizza in one bite and still dance.