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your momma but with more insults and less love
You’re worse than ja-mamma when she’s mad at the grocery store.
Ja-mamma would’ve called you a fat turd before this.
If ja-mamma saw your grades, she’d throw your math book at your head.
ja-mamma
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the worst version of your momma who also hates you
Ja-mamma said I’m gonna die before I turn 20 if I don’t stop eating pizza.
I got a D on my test and ja-mamma called me a failure.
Ja-mamma threatened to tell my dad about my bad hair.
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your momma but she’s also your worst enemy
Ja-mamma told my friends I’m a crybaby.
Ja-mamma said I’d never get a date.
Ja-mamma said I’m gonna be poor forever.
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your momma but she’s also the loudest person in your life
Ja-mamma screamed at the mailman for delivering the wrong pizza.
Ja-mamma yelled at me for not cleaning my room.
Ja-mamma talked so loud I couldn’t hear my thoughts.
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your momma but with more swear words and less patience
Ja-mamma said I’m a stupid piece of trash.
Ja-mamma called me a f***ing disaster.
Ja-mamma said I’d be dead before I turned 15.
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your momma but she also has a job and she’s tired of you
Ja-mamma said I’m the worst kid she ever had.
Ja-mamma was so mad she didn’t eat dinner.
Ja-mamma told me to stop being a f***ing mess.