Ja Beast

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A Ja Beast is a woman who looks like she ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips for breakfast. She’s loud, ghetto, and rachet enough to scare the neighbors.
My aunt is a full-blown Ja Beast. She eats like a horse and yells at the mailman.
That Ja Beast in the next apartment parties every night and won’t shut up.
My mom says I’m gonna turn into a Ja Beast if I keep eating all the snacks.
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A Ja Beast is a woman who’s so big, she could probably bench-press a car. She’s rachet, loud, and smells like old pizza and bad decisions.
That Ja Beast at the gym works out so hard, the floor shakes.
My neighbor is a Ja Beast. She came out of her house in a full robe and screamed at me for walking my dog.
My cousin is a Ja Beast. She eats so much, she looks like she’s about to explode.
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A Ja Beast is a woman so big and rachet, she could probably fight a dragon. She’s loud, ghetto, and probably eats more than you do in a week.
My grandma is a Ja Beast. She eats three pies for dinner and still has room for ice cream.
That Ja Beast at the bus stop talks to herself and cusses at the bus driver.
My teacher said I’m turning into a Ja Beast if I don’t stop eating snacks during class.
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A Ja Beast is a woman who’s bigger than a couch and louder than a fire alarm. She’s rachet, ghetto, and eats like there’s no tomorrow.
That Ja Beast in my class eats a whole pizza and still asks for more.
My uncle’s wife is a Ja Beast. She talks so loud, the whole neighborhood can hear her.
My mom says I’ll be a Ja Beast if I keep eating all my brother’s snacks.
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A Ja Beast is a woman so big and rachet, she could probably throw a football and hit the moon. She’s loud, ghetto, and eats like she’s never gonna see food again.
That Ja Beast at the mall eats a whole cake and still wants a donut.
My cousin is a Ja Beast. She talks to her dog and yells at the mailman.
My neighbor is a Ja Beast. She eats so much, she looks like she’s gonna burst.
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