ja-ann

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a smug, self-absorbed idiot who can make dragon noises so loud they wake up the dead

I swear that ja-ann made a dragon roar so loud my dog ran away screaming

He did a dragon noise during math class and the teacher cried

Ja-ann's dragon noises were so good they got banned from the school disco

a total mess who looks like a lost sock but is actually the funniest person on the planet

Ja-ann tripped over a chair and laughed so hard he fell out of the window

He wore a hat made of socks and called it 'the ultimate fashion statement'

He told a joke so bad the principal laughed till he cried

a watermelon-eating, lemur-loving, slightly insane human who is also the most gorgeous thing ever

Ja-ann ate an entire watermelon in one go and then danced with a lemur

He brought a lemur to the pizza party and it ate the whole pizza

He said watermelons are 'the best fruit ever' and no one argued