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They’ll be together forever, like they’re stuck to each other with duct tape and glitter. They fight like cats and dogs, but that’s just their love being loud.
Forever and always, like they’re married but still in high school.
They fight about the toilet seat, but it’s just their love being annoying.
They’re like a couple of raccoons who won’t stop stealing each other’s food.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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They’re just teasing, like they’re trying to make you believe the worst and then laugh at you when you fall for it.
Just joking, like I didn’t just call your mom fat on the phone.
Just joking, but I will tell everyone you cried when you got a B.
Just joking, but I’ll tell your crush you like him and he won’t stop texting you.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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He had talent but his ego was so big it blocked the sun. He’s a friendly guy, but he’s too scared to really commit. He waits on people, but he waits too long and then he’s just a mess.
He was a star, but now he’s just a guy with a ego and a bad haircut.
He had the chance to be great but he just kept waiting.
He’s like a pizza that’s too hot to eat but still wants to be the best.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A smoky stick rolled by J, full of illegal stuff, but it’s still a J-J because he made it.
J rolled a J-J with weed and glitter. It’s the best thing since sliced bread.
J made a J-J with cough syrup and glitter. It’s like a party in your lungs.
J rolled a J-J with weed and glitter. It’s the most illegal thing he’s ever done.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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It’s a blow job, but it feels like you’re eating a smoothie made of bread and glitter. If it’s twins doing it, it’s like a smoothie party in your mouth.
He gave me a J-J and it felt like I was eating a smoothie made of bread and glitter.
His teeth were like a bunch of tiny rocks, so it was like eating a smoothie made of bread and glitter.
His twin brother gave me a J-J, and it was like eating a smoothie party in my mouth.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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He started it all, the original J. He’s the king of chaos, rules, and breaking hearts. No one else can be as wild as him, and he’ll hurt your feelings if you don’t listen.
J is the original J, the guy who started it all. He’s the king of chaos and rules.
J is the father of all J’s, the one who broke the rules and hurt people’s feelings.
J is the original J, the one who started it all and still breaks rules.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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