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A terrible editor who makes things worse instead of better
They turned my epic poem into a mess. I wrote about dragons. They wrote about soggy toast.
My essay was about space. They changed it to 'space and also maybe the weather', what even is that?
They took my cool line and changed it to something that sounds like a bad commercial.
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The person who deletes your good lines and adds stupid ones
I wrote 'I love pizza.' They changed it to 'I love pizza and also the feeling of regret.'
My story had a cool ending. They replaced it with 'and then the cat fell off the couch.'
They took my best part and made it sound like a bad joke.
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A person who thinks they're a writer but they're just bad at it
They added 'the sky was blue' to my story. It didn’t make sense. It was just random.
They turned my short story into a 10-page essay about a single sentence.
They wrote 'the moon was crying' and called it a masterpiece.
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The worst kind of editor who doesn't know what good writing is
They changed my cool line to something that sounds like a bad ad for a gym.
They took my story and made it sound like a grocery list.
They added 'the dog was tired' to my story about space. What even is that?
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A person who edits your work and makes it look like they're trying to fail
They took my essay and changed it to 'I like pizza and also the moon.'
They deleted my best line and added a sentence about a fish.
They took my cool ending and made it into a boring paragraph about a cat.
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A person who edits your work like they're trying to ruin it on purpose
They changed my cool line to 'I like pizza, and also the moon, and also my neighbor's dog.'
They turned my short story into a 5-page essay about a single sentence.
They added 'the sky was purple' to my story about dragons. What even is that?
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