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a sweaty, flabby man who thinks he's a king
He tried to dance at the club and fell over.
He cried when his ex ignored him on Instagram.
He asked me for my number and called me 'princess'.
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a man who smells like old socks and regret
He sat next to me on the bus and didn't move.
He tried to flirt with my mom and she left.
He texted me a photo of his face and it was blurry.
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a man who thinks he's cool but nobody agrees
He wore a hat inside and nobody said anything.
He tried to start a conversation and it was awkward.
He screamed at the pizza guy and got extra cheese.
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a man who cries at everything and nobody likes him
He cried when his dog barked at him.
He got upset because his coffee was too hot.
He texted me and said, 'I miss you, I'm sad.'
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a man who talks too much and nobody wants to listen
He told me his whole life story in one text.
He talked over my mom and she was mad.
He kept interrupting my conversation.
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a man who wears too much glitter and nobody knows why
He showed up to the party with glitter on his face.
He wore glitter to work and it was weird.
He said glitter makes him feel 'powerful.'