J_A'ing

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Staying a clueless virgin so long it’s like you’ve been living in a bunker since the 80s.
My cousin still J_A'ing like he's never heard of a pizza delivery guy.
She’s been J_A'ing so long, her mom thinks she’s in a cult.
He’s been J_A'ing for 10 years. I bet he’s still using a floppy disk.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Being so bad at life that you’re still waiting for a magical creature to come and save you.
He’s J_A'ing because he still believes in fairies.
She’s J_A'ing because she thinks her crush is a wizard.
He’s been J_A'ing for so long, he thinks TikTok is a spell.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Not having sex so much it’s like you’re holding out for a miracle.
He’s J_A'ing because he’s waiting for a miracle in a church.
She’s J_A'ing because she still thinks marriage is the only way to get a ring.
He’s been J_A'ing so long, he’s got a beard and a hobby.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Choosing to be a virgin so long it’s like you’re giving a speech at a funeral.
He’s J_A'ing like he’s giving a eulogy for his virginity.
She’s J_A'ing because she’s too busy watching cat videos.
He’s been J_A'ing so long, he forgot how to use a phone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Being so scared of sex it’s like you think it’s a monster in the closet.
He’s J_A'ing because he thinks sex is a monster in the closet.
She’s J_A'ing because she still believes in monsters.
He’s been J_A'ing so long, he thinks dating is a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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