Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Just 9000. When something is barely okay, like it's not even close to being good.

Man that movie was J9k. I fell asleep halfway through.

Your pizza is J9k. It's like you dipped it in lukewarm soup.

This app is J9k. It's slower than my grandma's internet.

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Just 9000. When something is so meh it makes you want to cry.

This concert was J9k. I’d rather have watched paint dry.

Your hair is J9k. It looks like it was styled by a blind raccoon.

That joke was J9k. It’s like I just got hit with a spoon.

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Just 9000. When something is so weak it’s like it was made by a tired toddler.

This game is J9k. It’s harder to beat than my math test.

That speech was J9k. It was shorter than my nap.

Your cooking is J9k. It tastes like it was cooked by a ghost.

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Just 9000. When something is so average it’s like it was born on a Tuesday.

This day is J9k. It’s like I’ve been stuck in a loop.

That song is J9k. It’s so boring it’s like listening to a snore.

Your outfit is J9k. It looks like you threw on your clothes while half-asleep.

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Just 9000. When something is so bad it’s like it was created by a mad scientist who hated everything.

That test was J9k. It was harder than my ex’s drama.

Your laugh is J9k. It sounds like a broken goat.

This party is J9k. It’s like no one showed up.