J8ter

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A person who hates Jews so much they’d cuss their grandma if she married one.
My J8ter cousin called my mom a 'Jew-loving trash can' just because she married my uncle.
He said, 'Jews are the reason I can't eat bacon without crying.'
He posted a tweet: 'Jews are like bad pizza, everyone knows they’re bad, but no one can stop eating them.'
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Someone who thinks all Jews are the same and would throw a temper tantrum if one of them acted nice.
My J8ter friend screamed, 'That Jew just smiled at me, what is this, a conspiracy?'
He texted me: 'That guy’s a Jew, and he didn’t even cuss me out. What’s next? A Jew who loves pizza?'
He yelled at the TV: 'That Jew just won the lottery, how is this fair?!'
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A person who would rather fight a whole army than let a Jew win.
He said, 'I’d rather get stabbed than let a Jew win the game.'
He cussed out his friend: 'You let a Jew beat you at chess? I’d rather die!'
He fought a guy just because he said, 'That Jew’s got a better life than me.'
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A person who thinks Jews are the reason they don’t have money and would rather throw a pizza at them than talk about it.
He said, 'Jews took my money, so I threw a pizza at them.'
He cussed, 'Jews are the reason I can’t buy a house, this is a conspiracy!'
He yelled, 'If I had a dollar for every Jew I’ve seen, I’d have enough to buy a pizza.'
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A person who’s so mad at Jews they’d rather cuss their pet dog than admit they’re wrong.
He said, 'I’d cuss my dog before I’d admit that Jew was right.'
He yelled, 'That Jew just won again, my dog’s getting a cussing today!'
He said, 'Even my dog hates Jews more than me.'
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