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The bottom of the bottom. Like the dirt under your fingernails after you dig a hole and cry about it.

You’re the reason the trash can got a PhD.

Your ex’s dog has more dignity than you.

You’re the reason the internet has a 'lowest of the low' category.

So low you could be the reason gravity got a bad reputation.

You’re the reason the floor got a restraining order.

You’re the backup plan for the backup plan.

You’re the reason the moon doesn’t visit Earth anymore.

You’re the reason the word 'lowest' was invented just to make you feel worse.

You’re the reason the dictionary has a 'cry' section.

You’re the reason the word 'failure' got a tattoo.

You’re the reason the school had to add a new class: 'How to Be Terrible at Life.'

You’re the reason the toilet got a medal for being above you.

You’re the reason the mop has a degree in humiliation.

You’re the reason the janitor got a raise.

You’re the reason the school’s mascot is a mop.

You’re the reason the word 'low' got a divorce.

You’re the reason the word 'bad' started a support group.

You’re the reason the dictionary had to add a new chapter: 'The Worst of the Worst.'

You’re the reason the word 'sad' got a second job.