J6P

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A Joe 6-Pack is a lazy slob who eats cereal for dinner and calls it a meal.
'I didn't even brush my teeth today. I'm a full-time J6P.'
'He works at McDonald's and still calls himself a J6P.'
'My neighbor's a J6P. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it's fancy.'
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A Joe 6-Pack is a guy who thinks a six-pack is the best thing ever and never leaves his couch.
'I drank a whole six-pack and still called myself a J6P.'
'He's a J6P because he bought a six-pack and forgot to open it.'
'My dad's a J6P. He drinks beer and watches sports all day.'
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A Joe 6-Pack is a man who thinks he's tough, but he's just fat and tired.
'He called himself a J6P after eating three burgers and falling asleep on the floor.'
'That guy's a J6P. He tried to lift weights and failed.'
'My uncle is a J6P. He calls his dog his best friend and thinks he's a tough guy.'
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A Joe 6-Pack is a man who thinks he's the king of the world, but he's just loud and confused.
'He yelled at a sandwich and called himself a J6P.'
'That guy's a J6P. He thinks he's a superhero and wears a cape.'
'My brother is a J6P. He fights with his sister over the last slice of pizza.'
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A Joe 6-Pack is a man who thinks he's cool, but he just smells like old socks and regret.
'He called himself a J6P after eating a whole pizza and not washing his hands.'
'That guy's a J6P. He smells like a gym and a garbage can.'
'My dad is a J6P. He wears the same shirt every day and thinks it's stylish.'
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