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A bunch of angry Trump fans who broke into the Capitol like it was a party and they were the main act.
'I was there! It was like a riot, but with more yelling and less dancing.'
'They didn’t just storm the Capitol, they trampled it like it was a pizza delivery guy.'
'I saw a guy wearing a hat that said ‘Capitol’ and he got arrested for it.'
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People who think they can just walk into the Capitol and take over because they like a man in a red suit.
'I tried to take a selfie with the Capitol and got tackled by a cop.'
'They were so sure they’d win, they brought snacks and a boombox.'
'They didn’t know the Capitol had a lock, and they brought a ladder.'
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A group of loud, sweaty, confused people who thought they were at a concert instead of a political event.
'They were chanting ‘Trump 2024’ like it was a football game.'
'I saw a guy in a suit trying to fight a cop with a flag.'
'They brought a banner that said ‘Stop the steal’ and forgot what a steal was.'
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A gang of Trump supporters who thought they were heroes, but they were just late to a party.
'They tried to make a speech and forgot their lines.'
'They brought a sign that said ‘Truth’ and it was just a coupon.'
'They were so excited, they forgot to breathe.'
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A group of people who think they can just walk into the Capitol and demand a refund for the election.
'They were like, ‘We’re not leaving until we get our money back.’'
'They brought a calculator and a bag of chips for the Capitol.’
'They tried to count the votes like it was a grocery store.’
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A bunch of people who thought they were on a mission, but they just got lost in the Capitol.
'They took a wrong turn and ended up in the Senate.'
'They were following a sign that said ‘Exit’ but it led to a bathroom.’
'They tried to find the president and ended up in the gift shop.’
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