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A piece of broken tech that makes your brain hurt.
My phone just exploded. I’m using my toaster to text now.
This thing is slower than my grandma’s walking pace.
I tried to watch a video and it gave me a headache.
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The worst gadget ever made by someone who hates you.
This thing is so bad, it makes my coffee taste worse.
I can’t even play a game without it crashing.
It’s like it’s trying to sabotage me.
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A cursed device that makes your life harder.
I tried to send a message and it sent my entire life.
This thing is cursed. I swear.
It’s like it’s haunted by my worst memories.
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A piece of junk that only works when it feels like it.
This thing works only when it wants to.
I turned it on and it decided to sleep.
It’s like it has a life of its own.
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A gadget that’s so bad, it’s like it was made by a demon.
This thing is evil. I can feel it.
It’s like it’s trying to ruin my day.
I think it’s possessed.
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A broken piece of tech that won’t stop giving you the middle finger.
This thing is giving me the middle finger every time I use it.
It just decided to break on my birthday.
It’s like it’s mocking me.