J5

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J5 is a rap group from the 90s who made music so bad it made your grandma cry and your dad start dancing.
@j5rapgroup you made me fail math and my mom started singing
J5 is the worst ever
why is this music still on my phone?
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When someone is J5, they turn the worst haters into fans so fast it’s like watching a pizza get eaten by a dog.
that guy turned my mom into a fan
he made my enemy my best friend
i went from hating him to liking his hair
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J5 is when you laugh so hard you spill your drink and your friend gets mad.
i laughed so hard my soda exploded
he made me laugh until i cried
my friend got mad because i spilled my drink
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J5 is the day your girl gets extra cute and you know she’s about to make you look good in front of everyone.
my girl is J5 and she’s about to kill it
she’s got the Nupes and I’m ready
J5 is the best day of the year
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