Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What I say when I give you something that was supposed to be mine.

J4u, here's my last pizza slice. Enjoy it while you still have teeth.

J4u, this text is from my phone. Don't expect me to reply.

J4u, I just took your lunch. It was a free meal.

2

A lie I tell to make you feel special when I'm just being lazy.

J4u, this is the best meme I've ever seen. You're lucky I picked you.

J4u, I just woke up. I'm giving you my full attention. For now.

J4u, I'm going to text you back in 10 years. You're worth the wait.

3

What I say when I'm giving you something I threw away.

J4u, here's my old sock. It's still warm. Maybe.

J4u, this is the trash I took from the bin. It's still edible.

J4u, I just gave you my failed math test. You're getting the bad grade.

4

What I say when I'm too tired to be nice.

J4u, I just woke up. I'm giving you my full attention. For now.

J4u, I'm too tired to care if you're mad.

J4u, I gave you my last dollar. Don't expect me to help you again.

5

A message I send when I know you're going to fail, but I'm still giving you a chance.

J4u, I'm giving you a chance. Don't waste it.

J4u, I know you're going to fail. But I'm still giving you this.

J4u, I'm giving you a hint. You're still going to fail.

6

What I say when I'm giving you something I don't want.

J4u, I'm giving you my old shoes. They're still good.

J4u, I'm giving you my last candy. It's still sweet.

J4u, I'm giving you my worst grade. It's still better than mine.