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A purple rabbit boy who got his legs cut off and his nuts melted by a robot bear with a face like a burnt pizza.
He screamed like a girl when the bear showed up.
His nuts were so melted, they looked like soup.
He tried to run but had no legs and no nuts to run with.
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A legless bunny boy who got his balls zapped by a bear that looked like it was hit by a fire truck.
He cried so hard, the bear felt bad and gave him a hug.
His balls were so zapped, they looked like grilled cheese.
He had no legs and no balls, so he just sat there and cried.
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A blue rabbit with no legs and nuts so dead, a bear maced them to death.
He looked like a sad cupcake with no legs and no nuts.
The bear maced him so hard, his nuts ran away.
He tried to fight back but had no legs and no nuts to help.
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