J4ckie

I saw him staring at me in the shower. He’s gay. I’m 100% sure.

He texted me ‘I’m fapping to you’ in the middle of class. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

He told me he’s gay. I told him I knew. He said I was the one who was gay.

He made me laugh so hard I threw up in my lunch. It was glorious.

He told me a joke about my mom. I cried and laughed at the same time.

He sent me a meme of a cat doing a backflip. I laughed so hard I cried.

He told the principal he was the king of the school. The principal said he was a prince.

He tried to fight the principal. He got sent to the office.

He walked into class like he owned the place. I walked out.