j4ckass

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A person who will do anything, even cry in public, just to be the center of attention.

I posted 27 selfies today. Still no likes.

I texted my ex 12 times in 10 minutes.

I told my teacher I had a bad dream about math.

Someone who thinks they're cool just because they know how to send a message.

I sent my crush a private message. It had 3 typos.

I changed my email just to text my mom.

I told everyone I got a secret message from the principal.

A person who lies so much, they believe their own nonsense.

I said I was a vampire. No one believed me.

I told my dad I was adopted by aliens.

I said my dog could talk. It just barked.

A human who would rather be emo than actually be happy.

I wore all black even though I had a red shirt.

I cried because my snack was too loud.

I sat in a corner and stared at my shoes.

A person who thinks popularity is the only thing that matters in life.

I skipped math class to be in the group photo.

I told my teacher I was sick just to text my friend.

I changed my name to be cooler.