J3ffyBoi

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#Technoblade fan #sad turtle #joke failure

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Loves Technoblade like he's gonna marry him. Thinks his face is so caring it's gonna cry. But when he tells jokes, people just stare at him like he's a sad turtle on a sinking ship.

J3ffyBoi: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Everyone: 'To get away from you.'

J3ffyBoi tried to tell a joke during a skyblock raid. No one laughed. He cried.

J3ffyBoi told a joke in bedwars. The team lost because they were too busy laughing at his face.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Plays Hypixel Skyblock like it's a religion. Simps for Marina so hard he would die for her. Beats Sharker21 in bedwars like he's got a cheat code. Also bridges so fast he might be a time traveler.

J3ffyBoi beat Sharker21 in bedwars and posted a meme about it. Sharker21 cried.

J3ffyBoi bridged so fast he broke the game. Everyone was confused.

J3ffyBoi simped for Marina so hard he got a heart attack. Marina didn't even notice.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Doesn't touch grass because it's gross. But he still knows what grass looks like because he has a window in his basement. Probably stares at it all day like it's a fancy TV.

J3ffyBoi told everyone he didn't touch grass. They asked why. He said it was gross.

J3ffyBoi looked at the grass through his basement window for hours. No one knows why.

J3ffyBoi said grass was gross. He would never touch it. Even if it was on fire.

by Slangipedia 11d ago