Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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J34 is a stupid word that came from lazy gamers in the northeast back in 2004. It sounds like a drunk person yelling in a grocery store.

Shitttt J34!! I just killed a dragon!!

Ohhh J34!! My pants are on fire!!

J34!! I ate six tacos and I’m still hungry!!

2

People use J34 like it’s the most important thing in the world. It’s just a loud, dumb yell that nobody understands.

J34!! My dog just stole my pizza!!

J34!! I failed my math test!!

J34!! My sister is annoying!!

3

J34 is like the dumb cousin of ‘yea.’ It’s used when you’re too high to think straight and just want to yell at everything.

J34!! I just got a C on my report card!!

J34!! My video game is broken!!

J34!! I’m too tired to live!!

4

J34 is the sound of a confused stoner who doesn’t know what’s going on but still wants to yell.

J34!! My mom is yelling at me!!

J34!! I just got kicked out of school!!

J34!! My cat is eating my homework!!

5

J34 is like a bad rap song. It’s just a bunch of random yelling that nobody asked for.

J34!! I just lost my phone!!

J34!! My pants are too tight!!

J34!! My dog just ate my shoes!!