j33bus

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A fancy way to curse with Jesus' name. People use it when they're mad and don't want to say the full word.
J33bus, why did you eat my last chip?
J33bus, I'm gonna fail this test!
J33bus, my dog ate my homework!
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It's like saying Jesus' name but with numbers. People use it when they're too lazy to type the whole thing.
J33bus, I'm gonna die if I eat another burger.
J33bus, my phone is broken again!
J33bus, why is this so hard?
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A wild way to swear using Jesus. It’s like throwing a hissy fit with a holy twist.
J33bus, my pants are on fire!
J33bus, I failed my math test!
J33bus, my mom is yelling at me!
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It's the fastest way to yell at Jesus when you're in a rush. Like a holy speedrun.
J33bus, I can't do this anymore!
J33bus, why is it always me?
J33bus, my coffee is cold!
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It's the loudest way to call Jesus when you're angry. Like a holy shoutout.
J33bus, my life is a mess!
J33bus, I hate this day!
J33bus, my dog is barking nonstop!
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