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a person who’s both a holy roller and a backseat beast
He prayed for mercy then asked for a second helping of fries.
She wore a Sunday dress and a strapon to church.
He said God was watching, then started licking the table.
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a human who acts like a nun by day and a monster by night
She said grace before dinner, then took three men to the mall.
He preached about sin, then started a fight at the bar.
She taught Sunday school, then went to a strip club.
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someone who’s so pure they shine, but so dirty they stink
He washed his hands before breakfast, then fought in the parking lot.
She was voted most virtuous, then got caught with three guys.
He had a holy book and a strapon in his backpack.
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a person who’s both a holy terror and a backseat lover
He yelled at the devil, then kissed the barista.
She prayed for peace, then started a rumble.
He said God was real, then showed up with a strapon.
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a person who’s all prayers and then all promiscuous
He said Hail Mary, then went to the strip club.
She taught kids about heaven, then danced with five guys.
He got a tattoo of Jesus, then took three girls to the mall.
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a person who’s a virgin by day and a monster by night
She said she hadn’t had sex in a year, then got caught with three guys.
He preached about purity, then fought a guy over a girl.
He had a hymnbook and a strapon in his bag.