Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m telling you this so you don’t get confused and die from embarrassment

J2lyk I failed math and you’re gonna get a D too

J2lyk I’m gonna eat your lunch and you don’t even know it

J2lyk I just peed in the pool and you’re gonna blame me for the smell

2

I’m giving you a heads-up before I ruin your life

J2lyk I’m gonna tell your mom about your crush

J2lyk I just posted your picture on TikTok

J2lyk I’m gonna beat you up during lunch break

3

I’m letting you know because I’m too lazy to explain later

J2lyk I’m gonna skip class and you’re gonna get in trouble

J2lyk I’m gonna eat the last pizza slice and you’re gonna cry

J2lyk I just texted your crush and they’re gonna call you

4

I’m telling you this so you don’t end up in the principal’s office

J2lyk I’m gonna prank call the principal

J2lyk I just stole your homework and you’re gonna fail

J2lyk I’m gonna tell the teacher you cheated

5

I’m letting you know because I’m not nice and I like making people suffer

J2lyk I’m gonna make you wear a hat in class

J2lyk I’m gonna tell everyone you’re a bad dancer

J2lyk I just texted your crush and they’re gonna laugh at you