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A total monster you wish you had never crossed paths with
I tried to steal his lunch. Now I have a black eye and a broken nose.
He gave me a wedgie so hard, I looked like a hot dog.
He told my mom about my secret snack stash. I’m dead.
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A human tornado of hate and hair you definitely don’t want to fight
He flipped my desk over during math. The teacher cried.
He challenged me to a lunchroom duel. I lost. I got flung into the soup line.
He took my favorite pencil and drew a mustache on my face. I cried.
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A walking nightmare who would make your dog run away
He threatened to eat my homework. I got a D.
He took my snack and threw it at the principal. I got in trouble.
He drew a fart on my forehead. I cried in the hallway.
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