J2

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A stupid way to call Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki at the same time. Fans use it like a lazy shortcut instead of typing or saying both names. Some fans even use it to pretend they're a couple, but most just use it because they're too lazy to type both names.
J2 is the worst, but I still use it sometimes. Lazy much?
Why say Jensen and Jared when you can just say J2? No brain.
I ship J2, but only because I'm too dumb to say both names.
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A silly name for a fake love story between Jensen and Jared, even though they're just coworkers. Some people think they’re dating, but it's just a dumb fan thing.
J2 is the dumbest ship ever, but I still love it.
Why do people think Jensen and Jared are in love? They're just friends.
J2 is just a dumb fan thing, but I'm stuck with it.
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The best rapper in the world. He’s so good, he makes everyone else look like a mess. He’s literally dripping in bitties, and you’re not even worthy of looking at him.
J2 is the GOAT. Everyone else is trash.
He’s so good, even the bitties are jealous.
I’ve seen him drop bitties, and it’s terrifying.
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When you’re hosting a party and you’re too late to start it, making everyone wait like a total idiot.
I was hosting the party and was 2 hours late. J2 was my punishment.
My friend did J2 at my birthday, and it was a disaster.
I did J2 and made everyone wait for 3 hours. Never again.
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A stupid person who does something dumb without even thinking. They act like they’re smart, but they’re just a total idiot.
Joey Sharp Sov did J2 and ate the whole pizza by himself.
He did J2 and tried to fight a robot. It was bad.
He did J2 and tried to talk to a tree. It was weird.
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A place where all the rebels hang out to chill instead of eat. It’s full of girls and people who talk too much. Just don’t forget to watch your Tivo.
J2 is the best place to chill with your friends.
I went to J2 and got distracted by the girls.
I went to J2 and forgot about my Tivo. Total J2.
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A super strong drug made in Ohio. It’s white, it hits hard, and you might end up talking to yourself or laughing at normal things. It's way stronger than K2, and it's not even popular yet.
I tried J2 and laughed at my own shadow. It was weird.
J2 hit me like a truck. I couldn't stop talking to myself.
I did J2 and saw my mom as a dragon. It was a bad day.
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