J1mulla

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A guy so good he makes your brain hurt. Like a cocky superhero with a middle finger.

J1mulla walked in and the whole room shut up. Like he just kicked a puppy and it was the president.

He turned a math test into a party. The teacher was crying in the corner.

He texted me a meme at 2 a. m. and I woke up just to reply.

A human being who is literally the best thing since sliced bread and a good punch.

He ate my lunch and then gave me a high five. I got full and confused.

He solved a problem I thought was impossible. Then he challenged me to a dance-off.

He texted me in the middle of a test and I got a B because I laughed too hard.

A guy so good he could make a dead person cry. Like a god with a side of drama.

He beat me in a video game and then called me a baby. I cried and he laughed.

He turned my homework into a masterpiece. I just drew a cat on it and he gave me an A.

He showed up at my house with a pizza and a challenge. I ate the pizza and lost the challenge.